acrylic paintings

Below are some paintings I am currently selling, however if you want something similar, in a different color, etc…you can commission a painting, just email me at juliawertz(at)gmail(dot)com

5 by 5 inch canvas $65

5 by 5 inch canvas $50

8 by 10 canvas $75

8 by 10 canvas $80

8 by 10 canvas $90

8 by 10 canvas $80

8 by 10 canvas $80

water color paintings

All the watercolors below are handpainted on 3 by 3 inch (rough edges) watercolor paper. They’re $15 each, just remember to include which one you want in the order.

books & zines

the official Fart Party book from Atomic Books that includes the 80% of comics NOT posted on the internet, interviews, funny fan letters and never before seen illustrations, and an intro by Peter Bagge or you can order one directly from me for $25 that includes a drawing inside.

Order from Atomic Books

Order from me-

Cranky Clam $4: Reviews of bars, cafes, bookstores, secret adventures, bike routes, and other shit to do in San Francisco
*out of stock*
7.5= $3
*out of stock*
Goodbye San Francisco $3: A more serious, cheesy zine about my leaving SF
*out of print*

Before the Fart Party $5: Note, please don’t read this comic if you haven’t already read Fart Party. It kind of makes me look bat-shit crazy what with the hobo spiders, chinkinz gangs and dudes sticking their dick in my face on the bus.
*out of stock*

handmade panel drawings

hand drawn panels on 6 by 6 inch bristol. For different sizes or panels, email me at juliawertz(at)gmail.com

career choices $15.00

my first swears $20

the Shitler $15

family plans $15

reading the news $30